tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

(via myboyblu)

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

(via uselesseyedeas)

wartortles:

if u have a nice butt there’s a 10,000% chance i wanna see it

(via much-illerthantheirs)